[[Considering it’s Thursday and we still have a couple days left until I can access my scanner and spam you guys with shittily drawn posts, I will present to you- /DRUM ROLLS DUN DUN DUUUN/ -my headcanon. Read ‘em and weep.
Germany isn’t nearly as socially awkward as his 1P counterpart. In fact, he’s quite the charmer, and this is the façade he will present to everyone (how much of it is a façade is up for debate though, oh ho ho). He’s very good with words and generally has no troubles winding someone around his finger. He is also a sadist, taking pleasure in finding incredible ways to torture people (his personal favourite is gassing, though). He has one constant victim (Italy), because somehow, he will find ways to break Germany’s calm. Goddamn masochist. Psh.
It’s safe to say that Italy and Japan are the only ones who have seen him lose his cool over certain things. He likes to fuck with people on occasion, as well (in every sense of the word, trust me), and has no qualms about getting rid of them once he’s had enough.
Germany is also still as much a dog person as his 1P self, and has three dogs; a German shepherd (Axel), a Czech wolfdog (Dirk) and a German mittlespitz (Artur). Axel and Dirk are with him wherever he goes, posing as guard dogs (the both of them are rather laid-back, though violent when provoked, like their owner). Artur remains at home, to guard the property. Don’t be mistaken, he may be small and fluffy, but he is by far the most aggressive of all, and only allows Germany to touch him.
No one had better try and threaten his dogs, or bones will be broken.
Germany is also always on the look-out for any kind of trouble that Italy might create, since he’s, well, Italy.
Hobbies include cleaning, cooking and (surprisingly enough) art.
And this really is all I have so far. I’ll end up tweaking and adding stuff as I go on, I bet. Hee hee]]
OOC: OH MY GOD PEOPLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME. I DON’T CHECK TUMBLR FOR ONE DAY AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS? I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO BE AMUSED OR ASHAMED BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN SOMEONE.
omg in all srsness I am dying. I can’t handle this. where is my scanner when I need it dfhgfkdgfd ahahahaha- /cries
please continue you people are amazing
2p-uk replied to your post: OOC: guys! Thank you for the followers even though…
OOC: No worries! I’m sure you’ll do a much better job than I am, goodness, I’m probably butchering poor England. orz And AHAHA, that’s makes two of us then! (The whole doing it for our mutual friend, Italy, thing dsgjdsdfbh)
OOC: oh gods no you’re doing just fine from what I can see! Well, let’s look at it this way; we can butcher these guys together, then :I;;;
At least it’s all about fun, haha-… /murdered by the 2P fandom
OOC: guys! Thank you for the followers even though I’ve yet to post anything. I’m sorry for setting up this blog already even though I currently have no access to a scanner, and therefore can’t post. I’m sorry. I’m doing this mostly for my Italy, who has just made the best post ever haha. It’s been a while since I did anything Hetalia related so don’t kill me, please :’D I’ll get better over time!
tl;dr: can’t post until next week when I get home, thank you for following and much love to my Italy.
and p.s: pls excuse my shitty German it’s been almost over a year since I last had any classes on it. I’ll try my best though since it’s not too different from my native language~ (feel free to correct me mmyes)